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101 Ways 2Annoy Murdoc Niccals
by *tatteredmemory

<strong><u>101 Ways to Annoy Murdoc Niccals</u></strong>



1. wait until he's trying to write some lyrics. Then, sit behind him and poke the back of his head repeatedly.

2. poke his butt when he walks past you down the hall. Every time.

3. Wait until he's sleeping and burst into the Winnebago yelling "this is the cops! We have you red-handed, Niccals!"

4. pee in his food

5. pee in his beer

6. pee on his face

7. rape him anally with a spoon when he's trying to sleep

8. constantly pester him about his sexual orientation

9. sing "2D and Murdoc sitting in a tree... F-U-C-K-I-N-G..." whenever you see him.

10. Make sure you're sitting at the table every morning when he comes up for breakfast. Stare at him as he eats.

11. Take his bass from him and lick it.

12. make fun of his religion

13. make fun of his tummy

14. burst in on him having sex and wail "Murdoc, how could you!? You said you loved me!"

15. paste naked pictures of 2D all over his belongings and download mass amounts of 2D porn onto his computer.

16. make fun of his eyes, his nose, and his teeth

17. do your very best Murdoc impression right when he walks into the room

18. tell him 2D's penis is way bigger than his.

19. tell him YOUR penis is bigger than his.

20. pinch/kiss his cheek and call him your little Mudsy.

21. come up with a ton of girly pet names for him and address him as them in public.

22. use two pancakes as defilbrilators and slam them down on his chest while he's asleep and yell "clear!". Repeat as needed.

23. Hold the brush in front of your mouth in the bathroom like a microphone and pretend you're Murdoc accepting an award. Be really dopey about it (make sure he's in the room)

24. With your hairbrush microphone, attempt to interview him while he's on the toilet.

25. Watch the Gorillaz Cribs episode with him and make fun of the way he pees.

26. Watch the Gorillabitez (or the Cribs episode) with him, and every time he says ANYTHING, point and laugh at the TV and mock him at length.

27. Get on his computer and work on your list of ways to annoy him when he needs to use it. Extra points if you ask him for help on your list.

28. ask him if he and the gorillas from the Clint Eastwood video have had any further 'sexual encounters'

29. Cuddle up against him when he's trying to work and ask "How much do you love me, Muds?"

30. secretly train Cortez to attack his penis every time he tries to take a piss

31. Talk with your most whiny, exaggerated 2D impression ALL DAY.

32. Get a hand puppet and name it 'Little Muds'. Play with it all day around him.

33. Announce to him that 'Little Muds' has developed a crush on him.

34. Make Little Muds try to kiss him and/or grope him.

35. Wait until he's sitting on the sofa. Come in with a bag of gummy bears and take two of them and say "This one is you, Murdoc, and this one is 2D". Then proceed to make the gummy bears engage in inappropriate sexual activities and mimick he and 2D's voice making various orgasm noises and screaming "Oh, Murdoc!"

36. Sit beside him and chew gum. Loudly.

37. Buy EVERYONE but Murdoc at Kong a gift basket. Exclude him loudly and obviously.

38. Sit beside him on a road trip and count the lines in the road out loud. Also, do the same with sheep, trees, and cows.

39. Punch him hard and say "slug bug blue no slug backs!" when there isn't a single car in sight.

40. Start making a loud, obnoxious wailing noise every time he tries to speak. Stop the moment he gives up on talking. Start again if he tries again.

41. Suck on his hair.

42. Try to pick his nose for him.

43. Hump a bass guitar loudly and obscenely and yell "hey Muds, guess who I am!"

44. Come into his Winnebago at night at whine "Murdoc, I'm scared! Can you read me a story?"

45. Come in when he's having sex and ask "did you remember to take your crabs medication, little mister?"

46. Hump his leg while you're in public.

47. Waiting in line with him, say to the person in front of you "this is my friend Murdoc. You know, from Gorillaz? And you want to know what he did last night? OK, I'm Murdoc, and Murdoc is 2D." and then proceed to jump on Murdoc and hump him, screaming and moaning loudly. If possible, slobber all over the back of his neck.

48. Switch his Viagra with laxatives

49. shove the neck of El Diablo into his ass when he's sleeping (extra points if he doesn't wake up and if you don't break any strings)

50. make fun of his laugh for one hour straight

51. Touch his butt and then say "oops, silly me! You only let 2D do that!"

52. Read this list to him aloud. Do everything on the list as you read it.

53. Buy Gorillaz action figures and put the Murdoc one in the toilet for him to find.

54. show him the 'proof' section of this forum.

55. Ask why he sounds like a sheep in pain when he makes love

56. When he comes in wearing his cape, start signing the Batman theme song in a loud and obnoxious voice.

57. push him down on the floor and pretend to mop with his hair. Then say "Oh, Murdoc? I thought this was the mop!" and pretend to be all sincere and sorry.

58. put makeup on him when he's asleep

59. Follow him around all day saying "21, 21, 21!" in his ear. When he asks what the hell you're talking about, pretend to be confused.

60. Come in and make farting sounds when he's sleeping/having sex. If he's sleeping, make them right in his ear.

61. Spray silly string in his ear

62. When he's in the showers, tackle him to the ground and take the shampoo. Run. If he chases you out of the bathroom, run back in and lock the door behind you so he has to walk around wet, soapy, and naked.

63. Snap his thong

64. Watch a movie with him. When there's a kissing scene, make loud smooching noises on your hand.

65. Read aloud him his own quotes from Rise of the Ogre in a whiny, high-pitched voice, and make fun of every single one.

66. Try to shove a marshmallow in his nose

67. flick his ear/nose repeatedly

68. Ask him if he has one red eye because he's inbred. When he says no, keep asking.

69. sing James Blunt songs to him while he's trying to concentrate

70. Draw him kissing 2D and tape it to the door of his Winnebago.

71. Show him a portfolio of art you've collected of his kissing/being intimate with other men.

72. Kiss his cheek and tell him he's beautiful

73. Replace his shampoo with honey

74. Bring his father for a suprise visit

75. Put the Winnebago on the roof

76. Invite Dr. Wurzel to tea pretending to be Murdoc

77. Write Dr. Wurzel passionate love letters and sign them "your love baby, Murdoc Niccals"

78. tape mistletoe to his nose on Christmas and keep kissing him all day

79. Lock 2D, naked, in the Winnebago when you know Murdoc is coming home

80. Put your fingers in his mouth when he's watching TV

81. Ask him if he has eyebrows, and when he says yes, laugh and pretend not to believe him

82. shave "homo" into his hair when he's sleeping

83. Write "2D's bitch" on his face when he's asleep

84. Poke his nipples when he's trying to concentrate on something

85. Dress up (badly) as him and stand on the corner with a sign proclaiming "free gay sex"

86. Buy him a prostate vibrator and leave it in the Winnebago with a note that says "Just in case <3"

87. Buy mixed nuts and pick out all his favorite kinds before he gets any.

88. Buy him a cake shaped like a penis on his birthday

89. Tell him you feel neglected and try to snuggle up to him when he's really tired

90. Tell Russel that Murdoc told you to tell him that he wants to sex him up.

91. Sign him up to give blood

92. convince everyone that he lost his virginity at age 28

93. buy a pet goldfish. Name it Murdoc and tell Muds you're plotting to kill him because "There's only room for ne Murdoc Niccals in this town, and my fish says you have to go"

94. get a Myspace account and stalk him anonymously

95. Send him dead things in the mail with notes that say "this could be you"

96. Sign him up for greif conseling

97. Pick all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and put them in his shoes

98. Buy him Barbie dolls constantly and put them in the Winne

99. Give his money to charity

100. Unplug his amp when the band is on stage

101. Get on TV and tell the world that he is secretly dating Brad Pitt.